Drop the PDF. Brace yourself.
Upload the resume you have been sending into the void. We will start with the truth.
Brutal feedback. Brighter futures.
Get roasted.Get hired.
AI feedback that hurts (in a good way). Roast your resume, grab the screenshot, then turn the weak bits into a job-ready glow-up.
Free preview. No card. Mild emotional damage.
Roast report01 / 03
“Yikes.”
The recruiter said
“This resume is serving ‘I can use Excel’ as a personality.”
But the fix is easy:
Lead with outcomes, not software lists. Make every bullet earn its spot.
Screenshot-worthy damage
Three moves. Better chances.
Same resume. Bigger energy.
The roast is the hook. The glow-up is the part that makes your next application hit different.
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Get the kind of feedback that survives the group chat.
Your roast becomes a clean, shareable card—because crying alone is not a growth strategy.
Turn damage into a glow-up.
Get clear rewrites, stronger proof, and a resume that gives recruiter, not roommate.
Before → after, no corporate fog
Before
“Responsible for social media and helping with campaigns.”
Generic. Giving nothing.
Glow-up
“Planned 12 TikTok campaigns that lifted weekly saves by 38%.”
Specific. Recruiter bait.
The part that gets you hired
A real rewrite behind every roast.
We are not here to drag your potential. We are here to show you exactly where your resume is underselling it.
- A headline that says more than “hard worker”
- Bullet points with proof, not puffery
- A summary recruiters can scan in seconds
Free is not boring
Make your resume roast a team sport.
Tag two friends. Unlock the full tea.
Your share card earns the laughs. Their curiosity earns them a roast. Everyone leaves with a better resume.
2 tags = full roast
Choose your damage
Start with the laugh. Stay for the upgrade.
The preview
$0for the opener
A taste of the roast, a card worth sharing, and the chance to unlock more.
Try the free roastThe glow-up
$9one time
Full savage roast
Side-by-side bullet rewrites
Sharper professional summary
Copy-ready glow-up text
No awkward questions
Questions before the roast?
Your “skills” section is nervous
Let’s make your resume harder to ignore.
Upload it, laugh at it, fix it, and send the next application with considerably more confidence.